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Exit|1 of 5 in Boeing 737 MAX
safety-theateraviation·2016 / unsealed 2020

Designed by clowns supervised by monkeys

The Public RegisterApril 2019
Dennis MuilenburgCEO, The Boeing Company, Boeing Annual Shareholders Meeting
Safety is our highest priority at Boeing. It is at the core of our culture and how we build airplanes. We will do whatever it takes to ensure the 737 MAX is the safest plane in the skies.
The Private ArtifactApril 2016
Boeing Technical Pilotinternal flight crew communications, Internal Instant Message
This airplane is designed by clowns who in turn are supervised by monkeys.
Exhibit: House_T&I_Boeing_Comms_p12

The Split:Muilenburg defined safety as Boeing's 'core culture' and highest priority. In private IMs between technical pilots designing the systems, the assessment of the engineering hierarchy was scathing: 'designed by clowns supervised by monkeys.'

The Tell (How to spot this next time):

The phrase 'safety is our highest priority' is rarely uttered in private by engineers; it is a defensive slogan created by PR departments.

congress pipeReleased by House Transportation & Infrastructure Committee.